Lisbon farmer takes wrong turn, never heard from again
Lisbon, ND – A Lisbon-area wheat farmer has been reported missing. This vast expanse of grass and nothingness has swallowed up yet another victim, it seems, most likely from a missed turn on a gravel road. Wendell Pierce was reportedly driving back to his farmstead last night after making a trip to Lisbon to pick up a few things. It is believed that during a drive time fight with a bumblebee in his pickup, Wendell completely spaced turning into his gravel driveway on a remote country road in Southeastern ND and simply kept on going. Mr. Pierce is now missing. He could be anywhere in the state as he does not own a GPS or a smartphone and the state is mainly comprised of nothing but miles and miles of grassland bisected by uncharted and poorly-maintained gravel roads. A statewide search has NOT yet been initiated due to the fact that local search and rescue is too scared to venture out into “the Green Abyss”.
The Observer is asking that you pray like hell he finds his own way back because nobody is crazy enough to go out looking for him.
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