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Husband Of Peanut Farmer’s Wife Driving Her Nuts

Nuttsville, Virginia – Murly Spanielson says her husband is to blame for her having gone completely nuts. Ironically, Sparky Spanielson, a nut farmer by trade, has said he pleads not guilty to all charges except for maybe...

North Dakota Farmer Takes Wrong Turn, Never Heard From Again

Lisbon, ND – A Lisbon-area wheat farmer has been reported missing. This vast expanse of frozen nothingness has swallowed up yet another victim, it seems, most likely from a missed turn on a gravel road. Wendell Pierce was...