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Fargo Man Charged With Felony Stupidity For ‘Reply All’ Email

By on July 26, 2012

Fargo, ND – Office gestapo have formally charged Mr. Kenneth Noisewater with a class A felony in stupidity after his inadvertent ‘reply all’ to a company email. Noisewater allegedly hit the ‘reply all’ button instead of a normal ‘reply’ after a mass email requesting an attendance head count to a company BBQ was sent out. Here is a transcript of Noisewater’s boneheaded maneuver:

 

From: Kenneth Noisewater

Date: Monday, July 23 2012

To: All Company Employees, Human Resources

Subject: Re: COMPANY BBQ

 

I will be attending the BBQ this Thrusday. Thx

-

Kenneth Noisewater, esq

 

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Wow. Not only did Kenneth hit ‘reply all’, but he also gifted the ENTIRE COMPANY with a fat-fingered typographical error (see: Thrusday). Idiot. Spell check much?? Not to mention the use of the selfishly abbreviated Thanks (see: Thx). I hope the office gestapo comes down on him hard during sentencing after he’s convicted of the crime of Felony Stupidity.

 

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