April 17th, 2018 | by
Johnnny New York, NY – The artist chosen to do sketches at the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen court hearing has been accused of DUI (Drawing Under The Influence). Just as many famous artists have successfully used drugs to embellish...
May 31st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Jupiter, Florida – The King of modern golf says it is time for him to start his own invitational golf tournament. Tiger Woods says his new PGA tourney shall be called the Tiger Woods DUI Invitational. Each participant will...
June 4th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Phoenix, AZ – Some shocking news this past week. Catalina Clouser, 19, is facing driving and child abuse charges after her one-month-old baby fell off the roof of her car while driving away, forgetting she had put the...
