April 17th, 2018 | by
Johnnny New York, NY – The artist chosen to do sketches at the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen court hearing has been accused of DUI (Drawing Under The Influence). Just as many famous artists have successfully used drugs to embellish...
July 5th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A well-known psychic has predicted that Fargo will soon be riddled with many good-sized sinkholes. Psymon Soothsayer recently went on the record with the FMObserver and prognosticated that “numerous...
April 2nd, 2013 | by
Cody Marthaller As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
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