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Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing

New York, NY – The artist chosen to do sketches at the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen court hearing has been accused of DUI (Drawing Under The Influence). Just as many famous artists have successfully used drugs to embellish...

Psychic Predicts Large Number Of Fargo Sinkholes To Appear In The Coming Months

Fargo, ND – A well-known psychic has predicted that Fargo will soon be riddled with many good-sized sinkholes. Psymon Soothsayer recently went on the record with the FMObserver and prognosticated that “numerous...

The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...