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Red River Diversion Still Trying To Begin Long After It Should Have Been Finished
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Red River Diversion Still Trying To Begin Long After It Should Have Been Finished

August 29th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – In an effort to explain why the Red River Diversion project is still only in the early planning stages, there will be a public meeting to answer questions from frustrated citizens. One question might be:...
Psychic Predicts Large Number Of Fargo Sinkholes To Appear In The Coming Months
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Psychic Predicts Large Number Of Fargo Sinkholes To Appear In The Coming Months

July 5th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A well-known psychic has predicted that Fargo will soon be riddled with many good-sized sinkholes. Psymon Soothsayer recently went on the record with the FMObserver and prognosticated that “numerous...
Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole
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Zombie Jimmy Hoffa Emerges From South Fargo Sinkhole

July 5th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – After many years of wondering, pontificating and scouring its whereabouts, the location of Jimmy Hoffa’s body has finally revealed itself. Shortly after a gaping sinkhole opened up on 9th avenue and 42nd...
Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly
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Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly

March 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sinkhole, MN – After a large sinkhole unexpectedly created a new lake in Northern Minisoda, realtors are wasting no time selling front row seats to the new gem. The sinkhole, which is approximately 166 feet deep, naturally...
New York Sinkhole Continues To Swallow Victims
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New York Sinkhole Continues To Swallow Victims

March 13th, 2014 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – It started out as just a small pothole. Then it became a bigger pothole. Then it became one of the seven great wonders of New York. A sinkhole the size of a New York intersection opened up in midtown...