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Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping
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Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping

December 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of the real fake Santas at a well-known local Fargo shopping mall has resigned amid numerous accusations of groping any women within a “reasonable groping distance”. Some disgusted mothers and...
Al Franken Dedicates New Center For Groping
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Al Franken Dedicates New Center For Groping

November 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
St. Paul, MN – Yesterday Senator Al Franken proudly dedicated his new Center For Groping, which is conveniently located near the Minnesota State Fair grounds. At the dedication ceremony, when asked about all the recent...
Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away
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Expensive Study Finds That Year 2100 Is Only About 82 Years Away

November 27th, 2017 | by Johnnny
St. Paul, MN – A recently completed study for the state of Minnesota has made an astonishing discovery about the year 2100. Minnesota scientists, working with NASA, have determined that the year 2100 in Earth Years is only...
Eddie Money Cover Band ‘Edward Currency’ To Open For Eddie Money
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Eddie Money Cover Band ‘Edward Currency’ To Open For Eddie Money

September 21st, 2017 | by Nick
Mahnomen, MN – An upcoming tour stop for classic rock icon Eddie Money could get even more interesting than it previously was with a last-minute addition to the show’s lineup. The scheduled opening act being forced to...
New MN State Record Set For Smallest Walleye Ever Caught
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New MN State Record Set For Smallest Walleye Ever Caught

May 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lakes, MN – Dr. Wayne Tilley didn’t know what he was in for during the Minnesota walleye fishing opener. Wayne had no idear he would soon be the new state record-holder for the smallest walleye ever successfully...
Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon
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Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon

May 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Glyndon, MN – Even though you perhaps cannot see them from Highway 10 as you’re driving to/fro Detroit Lakes, they can certainly see you driving by. Many of the groups of trees visible from Highway 10 just East of...
If You See This Chipmunk, Contact Your Local Authorities Immediately
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If You See This Chipmunk, Contact Your Local Authorities Immediately

September 24th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lakes, MN – The authorities are asking for your help in finding this chipmunk who goes by the name of “Mr. Chippy”. Mr. Chippy is considered by local authorities to be a “chipmunk of interest” in a...
Pinochle Banned In The State Of North Dakota
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Pinochle Banned In The State Of North Dakota

March 16th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – In its infinite wisdom, the state of North Dakota has banned the game of Pinochle. Based on an anonymous complaint from Mr. Simon DeFalco that some other seasoned citizens were playing Pinochle for untaxed...
Minnesota’s Turtle Hunting Season Soon To Open
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Minnesota’s Turtle Hunting Season Soon To Open

March 14th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Turtle River, MN – It’s almost that exciting time of year again when turtle hunters of all shapes and sizes come out of their shells and gear up to go turtle hunting. Minnesota reports that a record number of turtle...
New FM Lakes Shuttle Service To Alleviate Weekend Traffic
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New FM Lakes Shuttle Service To Alleviate Weekend Traffic

June 28th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Fargo-Moorhead Corporation will begin providing driverless shuttle service to the popular Minnesota lakes area in an effort to alleviate weekend traffic jams. Pick up points in the FM area will be from all...