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Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!
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Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!

September 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...
National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination
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National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

September 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...
UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved
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UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved

August 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Stephen, MN – The mysterious UFO encounter which happened in Minnesota’s Marshall county forty years ago has finally been solved. Three space aliens who had recently been detained on unrelated drug charges confessed...
Norwegians Marching To Protest All Those Stupid Norwegian Jokes
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Norwegians Marching To Protest All Those Stupid Norwegian Jokes

June 12th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Oslo, MN – Well, it was only a matter of time until they had enough and just couldn’t take it anymore. Now, many Norwegian-Americans are fed up with all those silly Norwegian jokes and being the subject of such...
Dear FMO: How Can We Create A Quagmire On Our Property?
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Dear FMO: How Can We Create A Quagmire On Our Property?

April 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Quamba, Minnesota – Ms. Geri Quam emailed our gardening and landscape specialist a great question: How can I create a green quagmire on our Minnesota lake property in order to provide some wetlands for animals and help save...
Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations
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Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations

October 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Without letting anyone know, Moorhead city leaders decided to change many of their polling locations. Many Moorheadians are now wondering why their silly little town would change many of its polling locations...
Some Minnesota Lakes Showing Early Signs Of Fermentation
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Some Minnesota Lakes Showing Early Signs Of Fermentation

July 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Vergas, MN – Trained experts from Minnesota’s department of natural resources are saying that some lakes are now starting to show early signs of fermentation. Dr.¬†Martie Fenton, who has studied fermentation since he...
Montana Tractor Picked Up By Tornado Lands In Minnesota
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Montana Tractor Picked Up By Tornado Lands In Minnesota

July 6th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Climax, MN – A tractor that started out in Crane, Montana ended up in Climax, Minnesota thanks to a very large and fast moving tornado. Tornadologist Corry Langfitt says he’s never seen anything like it: “Yeah,...
PHI Eagles Fans Kindly Asked To Wear Purple (Instead Of Green) To Super Bowl
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PHI Eagles Fans Kindly Asked To Wear Purple (Instead Of Green) To Super Bowl

January 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Minneapolis, MN – Vikings fans are kindly asking Philadelphia Eagles fans to wear purple when attending Super Bowl 52 in the Minnesota Viking’s brand new stadium. Members of the Vikings Fans Safety Committee all agree...
Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping
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Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping

December 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of the real fake Santas at a well-known local Fargo shopping mall has resigned amid numerous accusations of groping any women within a “reasonable groping distance”. Some disgusted mothers and...