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Amy Klobuchar Wrestles Woman To Ground After Being Attacked

Penacook, New Hampshire – Presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar successfully wrestled a Bernie Sanders supporter to the floor after being suddenly attacked while campaigning near New Hampshire’s capital city of...

Democrats Considering Lowering Voting Age To Ten While Offering Them Free Candy

Washington, DC – Nervous Democrats needing a win in the next presidential election are pushing to lower the voting age to ten while offering children free candy and recreational marijuana. Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes...

Top Ten Reasons Why The City Of Moorhead Secretly Changed Its Voting Locations

Moorhead, MN – Without letting anyone know, Moorhead city leaders decided to change many of their polling locations. Many Moorheadians are now wondering why their silly little town would change many of its polling locations...

Hawaii Votes To Add Another Island Named Zaui

Honolulu, Hawaii – As if it didn’t already have enough beautiful paradise islands, the state of Hawaii has overwhelmingly voted to add another inhabitable island to its current list of seven. The new island is going...

Fargo City Leaders Vote Yes To Seek Out Guatemalan Sister City

Fargo, ND – In a historic vote which passed almost unanimously, Fargo city commissioners collectively concurred on beginning the long and arduous process of finding a community in the exotic country of Guatemala that might...

Vote For Vivian Nutwrangler Because She Wants What You Want

West Fargo, ND – If you live in, near, or far from District 82, please consider voting for Vivian Nutwrangler. Vivian is a no-nonsense candidate who is for everything you want. Even more importantly,...

Fargo To Vote On Changing To Either A 6-Day Or 8-Day Week

Fargo, ND – With the Fargo City Commission starting to run out of things to talk about, people in the FM area will soon have an unexpected opportunity to vote on whether or not Fargo should change from the normal seven...