West Fargo, ND – If you live in, near, or far from District 82, please consider voting for Vivian Nutwrangler.
Vivian is a no-nonsense candidate who is for everything you want. Even more importantly, Vivian Nutwrangler strongly opposes everything you are against.
Vivian knows people. She also know some animals. She has met some people who act like animals.
With a world of experience, Vivian knows what is best for people, animals, and the world.
Vivian Nutwrangler also knows how to get things done. You name it, and Vivian has either done it herself or sub-contracted the job to someone else.
So, on election day, when you go do your patriotic duty and vote, please don’t forget to remember to vote for Vivian Nutwrangler: The most sane person in this crazy world.
Update: You are most certainly invited to join Vivian at her home on election evening to sing and celebrate her election victory by sharing cookies and milk with others who see things the same way you do.