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Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress
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Man Raised By Buffalo Running For Congress

August 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Buffalo, ND – After being raised by a large family of buffalo as a young child, a North Dakota man is ready to represent his state in Washington, DC. Joe Tatanka, who now wallows in the town of Buffalo, North Dakota,...
Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights
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Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights

July 17th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...
Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!
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Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!

October 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Capitol Hill, DC – Our chief Washington correspondent, Mr. Ben Ghazi, was lucky enough be present while President-Elect Hillary Clinton got brutally questioned by mean, extremist, Republican members of Congress. FMO’s...
Donald Trump To House Speaker Boehner: ‘You’re Fired!’
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Donald Trump To House Speaker Boehner: ‘You’re Fired!’

September 27th, 2015 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – In preparation for his upcoming presidency, Donald Trump is already making some big changes. On Friday, the Trumpster told House Speaker John Boehner, “You’re Fired!”. Now, whenever...
Ban On Human Assault Weapons
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Ban On Human Assault Weapons

April 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  Due to the large number of incidents involving human beings using weapons to kill other human beings there will now be a ban on being a human being. The state department released a report to Congress recommending a...