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Emergency Counselors Now Available For Problematic Family Situations

Moorhead, MN – Summer means fun and family getogethers which can also lead to domestic disharmonies. A new governMental agency called Family Emergency Counseling Extra Services (or FECES) is now here to help with an...

Heidi Heitkamp And Kevin Cramer Agree To Three UFC-Style Octagon Fights

Bismarck, ND – Heidi Heitkamp and Kevin Cramer, who are both fighting for the same Senate seat, will meet three times prior to the election in order to help undecided voters make their choice. Their campaigns have agreed...

Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit

Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other...

Gang Signs Causing Fights Between Rival Retirement Homes

Fargo, ND – Apparently residents of opposing retirement homes in the Fargo area have been flashing gang signs back and forth at each other to the point where it has become “problematical”. Police reports...

Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...

New ‘Cat Fight’ Movie Will Scare The Shit Out Of Cat Lovers

Hollywood, CA – Set to open just before Halloween, the highly anticipated latest new scary movie called “Cat Fight” from Director Blaze Benzun will shirley deliver. Cat lover and owner Shirley Nightly sees her...

Silva and Weidman Kiss

Silva and Weidman faced off yesterday at the UFC 162 weigh-ins.  This time they literally went chin-to-chin or lips to lips. Things certainly have changed since I started watching UFC.  Before, the two men would either A. Be...

Michael Schiavello Pronunciation of Danny Mainus at RFA

Video brings you quotes such as…. “trying to slash Mianus open” “Minanus is in a bit of pain here” “Mianus is bleeding all over Chavez’s chest” “There is a cut on...

ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot

Fargo, ND – Taking inspiration from the 3 wise men (Jim, Jack, Jose) and the movie Anchorman (in which news teams do battle with weapons in a back-alley), a handful of drunks at the Motel 6 in Fargo went at it last night in...