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New Fargo Bar/Lounge Called ‘The Peachflame’ To Exclusively Cater To Weird People
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New Fargo Bar/Lounge Called ‘The Peachflame’ To Exclusively Cater To Weird People

January 26th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Downtown Fargo, ND – A 52nd liquor license has been granted for Downtown Fargo. Proprietor Elwood Wierschem is planning on opening The Peachflame which will specifically cater to bona fide weird-ohs. Mr. Wierschem in his...
Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit
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Fargo Bar Fight Begins After Man Asks Another To Borrow His Toogit

April 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other...
Jack Nicholson Opening A Bar In Downtown Fargo
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Jack Nicholson Opening A Bar In Downtown Fargo

March 24th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Actor Jack of the Nicholson clan plans to open a new bar in renascent downtown Fargo called The Cuckoo’s Nest. Not only does Jack Nicholson plan on opening a state-of-the-art bar in Fargo, but he also...
New Downtown Fargo Bar/Restaurant To Provide Horse Stables For Its Cowboy Patrons
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New Downtown Fargo Bar/Restaurant To Provide Horse Stables For Its Cowboy Patrons

February 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
New Blarney Stone In Trouble Over Public Urination
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New Blarney Stone In Trouble Over Public Urination

June 24th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The New Blarney Stone is in trouble already after two patrons decided to whip out their ding dongs right there in the parking lot. What they didn’t realize is that their ding dongs were in full view...
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
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Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron

June 12th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
  It was a rainy dark night. I opened the bright bar doors.  Both had a green and red neon sign on it. I walked in and sat at the bar.  The table was sticky and smelled of stale beer.  Luckily the bar stool had a...
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
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Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron

May 4th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Musky smell.  Sticky floors.  He was sitting in a dark corner only lit by the bathroom lights. He’d been there since 1pm.  Its not a couple minutes past 12 a.m. now. Many beers later it looked like...
Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop
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Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Dumb ass immediately arrested after walk up drug sale attempt Fargo, ND – An Otsego, MN man was arrested last night after propositioning a cocaine deal to what was quite obviously an off-duty cop. The lieutenant wore street...