January 26th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Downtown Fargo, ND – A 52nd liquor license has been granted for Downtown Fargo. Proprietor Elwood Wierschem is planning on opening The Peachflame which will specifically cater to bona fide weird-ohs. Mr. Wierschem in his...
April 14th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other...
March 24th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Actor Jack of the Nicholson clan plans to open a new bar in renascent downtown Fargo called The Cuckoo’s Nest. Not only does Jack Nicholson plan on opening a state-of-the-art bar in Fargo, but he also...
February 6th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With an increasing number of cowboy customers riding horseback due to Global Warming, Downtown Fargo will soon have a new restaurant/bar which will also provide an old-fashioned stables to hold your horses in...
June 24th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – The New Blarney Stone is in trouble already after two patrons decided to whip out their ding dongs right there in the parking lot. What they didn’t realize is that their ding dongs were in full view...
June 12th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns It was a rainy dark night. I opened the bright bar doors. Both had a green and red neon sign on it. I walked in and sat at the bar. The table was sticky and smelled of stale beer. Luckily the bar stool had a...
May 4th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns West Fargo, ND – Musky smell. Sticky floors. He was sitting in a dark corner only lit by the bathroom lights. He’d been there since 1pm. Its not a couple minutes past 12 a.m. now. Many beers later it looked like...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Nick Dumb ass immediately arrested after walk up drug sale attempt Fargo, ND – An Otsego, MN man was arrested last night after propositioning a cocaine deal to what was quite obviously an off-duty cop. The lieutenant wore street...