March 10th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Corona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...
February 7th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new dog is being added to the K-9 team of the Fargo Police Department. Tweek is his name and detecting weirdness is his claim to fame. K–9 Tweek is trained to sniff out any and all types of weird...
January 26th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Downtown Fargo, ND – A 52nd liquor license has been granted for Downtown Fargo. Proprietor Elwood Wierschem is planning on opening The Peachflame which will specifically cater to bona fide weird-ohs. Mr. Wierschem in his...
March 20th, 2012 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – The less-fortunate have fallen on even harder times than we could have possibly imagined. As evidenced by the photo shown here, a downtown Fargo area transient was exposed recently as an utterly shameless trash...