March 10th, 2020 | by
Johnnny Corona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...
October 29th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Vaticano, Italy – After first decreeing that there is no hell to worry about, now in a rather bold move, Pope Francis (aka Jorge Bergoglio) is telling all his sinful Catholic followers to read the back of the Bible. The...
March 27th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Here is your Inspirational Message for today from FM Observer’s very own online-ordained Pastor Peter Paul: Dear Friends: Today, as the sun sets on the horizon, this chapter of your life will be over. Everything up until...