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First Machine To Catch Corona Virus From A Human Is Now “Acting Funny”

Corona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...

The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible

Vaticano, Italy – After first decreeing that there is no hell to worry about, now in a rather bold move, Pope Francis (aka Jorge Bergoglio) is telling all his sinful Catholic followers to read the back of the Bible. The...

Today Is The Last Day Of The Beginning Of Your Life

Here is your Inspirational Message for today from FM Observer’s very own online-ordained Pastor Peter Paul: Dear Friends: Today, as the sun sets on the horizon, this chapter of your life will be over. Everything up until...