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The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible
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The Pope Is Encouraging Catholics To Read The Back Of The Bible

October 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Vaticano, Italy – After first decreeing that there is no hell to worry about, now in a rather bold move, Pope Francis (aka Jorge Bergoglio) is telling all his sinful Catholic followers to read the back of the Bible. The...
FMO Considering Selling Prayer Pillows To Help Fund Reader Appreciation Parties
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FMO Considering Selling Prayer Pillows To Help Fund Reader Appreciation Parties

February 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer understands the importance of saying a bedtime prayer each and every night before retiring to dreamland. In fact, we believe this has been a big reason why we’ve been so successful at...
Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow
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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow

September 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Henry Doofus was booked on charges of felonious attempted robbery after he tried to rob a convenience store while only carrying a pillow as a weapon. The store clerk, Richard Stonewall, at first thought it was a...