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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow
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Man Tries To Rob Convenience Store For A Pack Of Cigarettes Using Only A Pillow

September 15th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Henry Doofus was booked on charges of felonious attempted robbery after he tried to rob a convenience store while only carrying a pillow as a weapon. The store clerk, Richard Stonewall, at first thought it was a...
Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change
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Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

August 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...
Ryan Lochte Found Hiding In Swimming Pool
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Ryan Lochte Found Hiding In Swimming Pool

August 18th, 2016 | by Nick
Rochester, NY – Amidst controversy over statements made to A Polícia Brasileira, Ryan Lochte had been sought for questioning until today. With help, A Polícia Brasileira have located Lochte hiding in his favorite...
32 Pound Squirrel Attacks Family Picnickers In Moorhead
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32 Pound Squirrel Attacks Family Picnickers In Moorhead

June 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A nice family out having a normal picnic in a well-known Moorhead park was negatively amazed when a 32-pound squirrel performed a hostile takeover of all their food. An NDSU squirrelologist says: “Yes,...
Local Bank Surprised When Confused Robber Asks To Open An Account
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Local Bank Surprised When Confused Robber Asks To Open An Account

February 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The security camera of a local branch bank recently recorded what probably was supposed to have been a bank robbery but what turned into a more normal banking transaction. Video and audio recordings show a man...
FM-area convenience stores: “We are out of cash so please stop robbing us”
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FM-area convenience stores: “We are out of cash so please stop robbing us”

February 24th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A long string of recent armed attacks on gas stations in our town has left tills and registers completely tapped. After Fargo endured yet another pair of convenience store holdups yesterday, the Observer has learned...