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Brazil President-Elect A Little Too Obsessed With Sexual Education
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Brazil President-Elect A Little Too Obsessed With Sexual Education

November 11th, 2018 | by Nick
  Riberao Preto, BRAZIL – From our southerly American neighbor Brazil comes news at the forefront of their political landscape. President-elect Jair Bolsonaro, on the tail of a victorious Trump-like campaign, remains...
Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile
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Global Warming Changing Algore Into A Reptile

August 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...
Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change
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Lyan Lochte Falsely Reports That Zika Caused His Hair Color Change

August 18th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Lochte Lomond, CA – Ryan Lochte who first reported that his hair changed color after becoming infected with the Zika Virus now admits that he personally dyed his hair while drunk at a gas station bathroom in Rio. After sobering...
Zika Test Now Available
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Zika Test Now Available

March 7th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – A new Zika Test is now available. Most of the test results so far have been quite negative. State epidemiologists are hoping for more positive results in the future. In cooperation with the FM Observer,...
FMO’s Dr. Willy Nilly Announces He’s Permanently Moving To Brazille
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FMO’s Dr. Willy Nilly Announces He’s Permanently Moving To Brazille

December 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Rio de Janeiro, Braziliana – Our long-time friend and consultant, Dr. Willy Nilly, who’s been helping out the FM Observer for many moons, has finally decided to call it quits and move on into the next chapter of his...
Screen Actors Guild To Watch The 2014 FIFA World Cup Closely
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Screen Actors Guild To Watch The 2014 FIFA World Cup Closely

June 15th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Brazil – The Screen Actors Guild, which includes popular actors such as Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn, will be watching the 2014 FIFA World Cup extra closely this year. The 2014 World Cup games are finally underway....