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First Machine To Catch Corona Virus From A Human Is Now “Acting Funny”
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First Machine To Catch Corona Virus From A Human Is Now “Acting Funny”

March 10th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Corona, California – The first documented case of the Corona Virus being passed from a human to a machine has now been confirmed. The machine, whose identity is being kept confidential for now, keeps on saying the same...
After Iowa Caucus App Fails, Iowa Dems Using 1920’s Adding Machine To Try And Calculate The Victor
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After Iowa Caucus App Fails, Iowa Dems Using 1920’s Adding Machine To Try And Calculate The Victor

February 4th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Des Moines, Iowa – Once caucus leaders realized their new app apparently was unable to perform under pressure, an old adding machine was brought out of a dusty old closet. Seemingly in dire need of a basic adding machine,...
If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000
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If You’re Shopping For A Vacuum, We Recommend Getting The New Super Sucker 9000

July 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Toad Suck, AR – Your FM Observer normally does not endorse any particular products but our dear friend Dr. Vaka-Yuma has created the ultimate cleaning machine which is perfect for all types of applications. The new...
The New Duplicator Machine Can Duplicate Anything!
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The New Duplicator Machine Can Duplicate Anything!

January 31st, 2015 | by Johnnny
Dupo, Illinois – If you were waiting for the next new big thing by way of inventions, wait no longer. What some may think is straight out of an episode of Star Trek, is now a reality. Brought to you by the same folks who...