November 11th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Kyiv, Ukraine – In a stunning new development which is further fueling the inexorable impeachment inquiry, whistle blowers are blowing their whistles over a Kid Pro Quo deal that President Trump secretly made with Lord...
September 16th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...
June 5th, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is excitedly proud to announce our 2018 Smartest Kids Contest. “Think of this as a spelling bee but you’re asked questions instead of spelling words,” says Dr. Thomas...
September 12th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...
