Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of Marijuana.
“I feel it was time to finally come clean about myself. I am indeed, one big nug of weed.”
Parents Television Council have been in a huff since this revelation as Sesame Street is a childrens television show.
Concerned parents are afraid Oscar The Grouch will endanger their children, turn them into murderers, and become a gateway to more hardcore drugs. However, after speaking with some current and former children on the show, they stated that they have been smoking Oscar The Grouch for quite sometime now which explains why they always seem so happy on the show.
Oscar states that he does not put pressure on any children to smoke him but does admit it helps him, as well as the children, deal with the fact that there is a big yellow talking bird on the show. It also calms his nerves due to the stress of living in a garbage can all his life.
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