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Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!
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Man Who’s Half Goat To Marry Half-Goat Woman: Said To Make A Great Couple!

September 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The quirky little American town that invented the Dilly Bar will soon have another first. Mr. Billy Goat, who is self-described as being half man and half goat will soon join in marital wedlock with Ms. Fauna...
“Gray Stray Cat Virus” Now Infecting Some Home Computers
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“Gray Stray Cat Virus” Now Infecting Some Home Computers

July 31st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Cathead, Pennsylvania – A new computer virus called the Gray Stray Cat is on the prowl. It silently lurks in waiting until unsuspecting computer users let down their guards. How will you know if you have the Gray Stray Cat...
Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow
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Man Sentenced To 75 Years In Prison For Stealing Neighbors Cow

February 5th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Maza, ND – A man was sentenced to 75 years in prison this past Wednesday for stealing his neighbors cow. Jim Benson, a local dairy farmer (whom Bill Burns worked for before joining the FM Observer), was arrested last week...