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National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination
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National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

September 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...
UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved
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UFO Encounter In Marshall County Minnesota Finally Solved

August 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Stephen, MN – The mysterious UFO encounter which happened in Minnesota’s Marshall county forty years ago has finally been solved. Three space aliens who had recently been detained on unrelated drug charges confessed...
Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries
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Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

March 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...
President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals
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President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

October 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...
New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr
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New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

June 22nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...
Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints
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Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints

April 20th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Via a confidentially anonymous series of trusted fake news sources, the Observer has learned that area police will be staging 420 “420 checkpoints” around the region today. Four hundred and...
Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon
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Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

February 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...