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National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination
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National Lutheran Church To Become Bird Sanctuary Denomination

September 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dulutheran, MN – The Angelical Lutheran Church Of America (ALCOA) announced that it will become the denomination that opens its sanctuary doors up to any and all types of birds. Ms. Rose Grosbeak is the spokeswoman for...
Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive
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Moorhead Man Who Was Attacked By A Mourning Dove Is Expected To Survive

July 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Mr. Nevin Goodrum, who was peacefully sitting in his backyard, decided to call to the mourning dove that was sitting up in his tree by blowing into his cupped hands. After a few near-perfect calls, Mr....
How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu
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How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu

April 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Birdeye, Arkansas – With the Avian Flu starting to spread its nasty wings, it might be helpful for us all to know the signs of a Sick Bird. After months and months of careful research, the FM Observer has put together a...
Flamingo Union To Go On Strike
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Flamingo Union To Go On Strike

October 21st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Flamingo Road, FL – Angered by the recent government shut-down’s effect on business at FlamingoLand, and the fact that Obamacare is only for humans and not for birds, hundreds of pink flamingos are threatening to...
Government Spy Birds Are Watching You
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Government Spy Birds Are Watching You

June 27th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Osprey, FL – New information is being leaked by the Governmental Leak Information Bureau (G.L.I.B.) about federally trained birds that are now being used for domestic surveillance. Ospreys (click on picture) and other...