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Aging Presidential Administration Ships Horse Masks To Puerto Rico
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Aging Presidential Administration Ships Horse Masks To Puerto Rico

October 17th, 2017 | by Nick
San Juan, Puerto Rico – After playfully tossing paper towel rolls to locals seriously affected by hurricane Irma, Donald Trump has seemingly permitted a shipment of latex horse masks to Puerto Rico. To the aid of the...
Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly
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Trump To Introduce Family’s New Pet Llama Whose Name Is Dolly

February 23rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Breaking from long-standing tradition once again, instead of introducing a new First Dog to the country as most presidents have done in the past, President Donald Trump and his First Family will be...
Pinochle Players Spending Most Of The Time Arguing About Trump
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Pinochle Players Spending Most Of The Time Arguing About Trump

February 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – Ever since Donald Trump was elected president, what used to be friendly relaxing games of pinochle have become more heated political debate sessions. Pinochle players such as Arnie Macnaughton of Fair Play,...
Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon
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Large School Bus Full Of Illegal Aliens To Pass Between Earth And Moon

February 2nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – Top scientists from our top-notch science department are warning that a large school bus believed to be full of illegal aliens will be passing between the Earth and the Moon soon. It is not known who...
Republican National Committee Considering Cormorant Mayor As Presidential Nominee
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Republican National Committee Considering Cormorant Mayor As Presidential Nominee

October 10th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – After a very tumultuous couple weeks, the Republican National Committee is flailing. The Donald has finally boasted himself out of public favor (for the most part–but some still want to Make America...
Skittles Founder Responds To Newest Trump Campaign Metaphor
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Skittles Founder Responds To Newest Trump Campaign Metaphor

September 19th, 2016 | by Nick
Skittletopia, West Virginia – The founding father of one of America’s favorite candies has taken offense to this new Trump campaign musing: Shortly after Donald Trump, Jr tweeted that photo, Skittles pioneer Phictor...
Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet
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Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet

April 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Trumbull, Nebraska – When Daniel Boddington first decided that he wanted to become a trumpet player in the school band, his family was so happy and excited. Daniel’s parents spared no expense and bought him a brand...
Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”
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Donald Trump Building Skyscraper In Moorhead “Just For The Hell Of It”

May 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, Minisoda – Donald Trump announced tomorrow that he will soon begin construction of a 57-story skyscraper in downtown Moorhead. Why Moorhead? The Donald’s answer: “Moorhead is a really, really great...