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Aging Presidential Administration Ships Horse Masks To Puerto Rico
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Aging Presidential Administration Ships Horse Masks To Puerto Rico

October 17th, 2017 | by Nick
San Juan, Puerto Rico – After playfully tossing paper towel rolls to locals seriously affected by hurricane Irma, Donald Trump has seemingly permitted a shipment of latex horse masks to Puerto Rico. To the aid of the...
Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels
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Superman Trump Single-Handedly Saves Puerto Rico By Tossing Out Paper Towels

October 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Puerto Rico – Somewhere out on a small piece of land surrounded by big ocean water, President Trump supermanishly saved the ailing island of Puerto Rico by tossing out cylindrical rolls of much needed paper towels almost as...
Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States
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Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States

July 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg. Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean. There are some...