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Polar Bear That Enters North Fargo Grocery Store Ends Up In The Canned Meats Aisle
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Polar Bear That Enters North Fargo Grocery Store Ends Up In The Canned Meats Aisle

March 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
North Fargo, ND – In what authorities are describing as a very rare occurrence, a hungry large polar bear wandered into a grocery store in North Fargo. It is believed that some of these arctic carnivores are being driven...
Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking
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Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

January 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States
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Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States

July 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg. Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean. There are some...