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‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen
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‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen

January 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper? Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza! Their pizzas are...
Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate
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Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate

January 24th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days? Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate. Why now? Because this is the...
Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking
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Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

January 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...