Polar bear enters North Fargo grocery store in search of food.
North Fargo, ND – In what authorities are describing as a very rare occurrence, a hungry large polar bear wandered into a grocery store in North Fargo.
It is believed that some of these arctic carnivores are being driven South to find food because of Global Melting.
Security video cameras recorded the half ton polar bear entering the back door of the grocery store around midnight.
Polar bear ends up in the canned meats aisle.
Meat manager Branden Caporale said the white polar bear went straight to the fresh fish section after eating a few rare steaks.
Luckily, a pair of off-duty police officers had their tazers handy and the polar bear was able to be eventually detained with two pairs of extra-large handcuffs.
When asked what ever became of the polar bear, Mr. Caporale said that a joint decision was made to offer their customers a limited-time offer of fresh canned polar bear meat, which they can find in the canned meats aisle, right next to the sardines.
Ironically, all of the letters in Branden Caporale can be re-arranged to spell: Canned Polar Bear!
