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Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies
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Tie-Dyed Wind Chill Map Warms Hearts Of Former Hippies

February 8th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – Some former hippies who now work for the National Weather Service believe one of their recent windchill maps hearkened back to tie-dyed shirts from days gone by. Buzz Marley, assistant climatologist since...
‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen
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‘Polar Vortex Pizza’ Delivers Your Fully Cooked Pizza Completely Frozen

January 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Not real stoked about going out into the arcticly crazy super-cold windchill temperatures for supper? Maybe you should just stay warm at home while ordering a pizza from Polar Vortex Pizza! Their pizzas are...
Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter
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Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter

January 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – We asked all of our FMO team members to brainstorm various ways to stay warm during the dead of winter here near Fargo, North Dakota. We then slowly simmered the list of a hundred ideas down into this Top...
FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements
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FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements

January 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Here is this biweekly’s rendition of your FM Observer’s mandatory Public Service Announcements, offered freely to you, our beloved readers, under the strict strictures of the PSA Regulatory...
Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun
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Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun

December 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One thing good about Fargo’s cold winters is they supposedly help keep out the riff raff. The other good thing about having excessively cold temperatures of long durations is their conduciveness for...
Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation
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Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

January 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...