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Some Religious Groups Demanding Statue Of David Wear Some Clothes
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Some Religious Groups Demanding Statue Of David Wear Some Clothes

January 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Florence, South Dakota – Many religious groups are now demanding that all statues of David be “properly clothed” so as to not offend onlookers. Leo Gleichman, after seeing David, commented: “Perhaps this...
Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive
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Solar Eclipse Cancelled As Some Find It To Be Offensive

August 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Sunbeam, Idaho – So as to not be offensive to people of certain religious beliefs, the solar eclipse has been cancelled by federal and state authorities. While statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln are being...
FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements
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FMO’s BiWeekly Public Service Announcements

January 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Here is this biweekly’s rendition of your FM Observer’s mandatory Public Service Announcements, offered freely to you, our beloved readers, under the strict strictures of the PSA Regulatory...
First Visionary Church Offers Portal To God
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First Visionary Church Offers Portal To God

April 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An alternative church is being started in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Members of the new First Visionary Church will strongly be encouraged to use psychedelic drugs to get closer to God. Pastor Tim Leary believes...