Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo.
Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to ‘Why the fuck do I live here’ continued on into this week. We had the pleasure of enjoying a negative temperature of -15 today. Let’s take a look at the coming days to see if it will be getting……….nope. Still going to be cold as fuck.
Even the automobiles of the Fargo-Moorhead area have had enough. Hundreds of automobiles said “FUCK THIS SHIT” this morning as their owners tried to start their car leaving many wondering why they were out of bed or why they even lived here.
Service and tow companies have seen their business nearly double over the past week.
“I was driving down 13th Ave S when I heard my car blurt out, ‘fuck this shit.’ It then just stopped working. I had to call a tow driver.”
“I went out to my car at 6:30 ready for work. Put the key in, tried to start it, and I heard a ‘fuck this shit.’ It still doesn’t start. I don’t know how I’m getting to work tomorrow.”
Jason said he didn’t even get within 10 feet of his car when it blurted out, “Too cold! Go back to fucking bed!”
We could give you some advice such as letting your car warm up but let’s just be honest here. If the temperature is below zero when you wake up, go back to fucking bed and leave your car alone.