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Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos
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Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos

May 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The famous Fargo Theater in Downtown Fargo will soon be turned into unique upper-floor condos while the valuable ground level space will serve as much-needed parking for its residents. The iconic Fargo sign and...
Because Of Global Change, Geese Don’t Know Which Direction To Migrate
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Because Of Global Change, Geese Don’t Know Which Direction To Migrate

March 14th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Goose Village, Nebraska – Wildlife biologists are noticing confusion amongst the migrating goose population. Professional bird watchers are observing that migrating geese seem “very confused” as to which...
Polar Bear That Enters North Fargo Grocery Store Ends Up In The Canned Meats Aisle
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Polar Bear That Enters North Fargo Grocery Store Ends Up In The Canned Meats Aisle

March 4th, 2019 | by Johnnny
North Fargo, ND – In what authorities are describing as a very rare occurrence, a hungry large polar bear wandered into a grocery store in North Fargo. It is believed that some of these arctic carnivores are being driven...
Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking
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Algore Sends Frigid Polar Vortex Into North Dakota As Punishment For Fracking

January 15th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus
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Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus

November 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...
Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media
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Hurricane Limbaugh Set To Wreak Havoc On Liberal Media

September 6th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Palm Beach, FL – After Rush Limbaugh suggested that Hurricane Irma is merely a liberal hoax, Hurricane Limbaugh suddenly popped up in its place and is expected to stir things up on the mainland. Obviously caused by climate...
Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States
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Delaware Has Broken Off From The United States

July 18th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Dover, Delaware – The entire state of Delaware has somehow broken off from the North American mainland just like an iceberg. Delaware, along with everyone on it, is now adrift out in the cold Atlantic Ocean. There are some...
Amsterdam Douglass Donates Priceless Painting For Global Cooling Fundraiser
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Amsterdam Douglass Donates Priceless Painting For Global Cooling Fundraiser

May 12th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – To get things kicked off for our Annual Global Cooling Silent Auction Fundraiser, local artist Amsterdam Douglass has graciously donated his amazing work called True Blue Sky. Amsterdam Douglass:...
Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change
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Obama Ninja Army Fighting Climate Change

February 17th, 2017 | by Nick
Chicago, IL – It is potentially alleged that in the smoldering wake of his White House tenure, former President Obama has been using covert operations to keep the cherished climate change initiative alive. Fake News has...
Glyndon MN Considering Covering Entire Town With A Clear Dome
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Glyndon MN Considering Covering Entire Town With A Clear Dome

February 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Glyndon, MN – The quaint town of Glyndon which is often merely thought of as a suburb of Dilworth will possibly soon be covered with a good-sized clear plastic dome thus making it one of the largest greenhouses in the...