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Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment
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Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment

August 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done. Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been...
Lottery Winner From Fargo Blows It All On A Single Purchase
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Lottery Winner From Fargo Blows It All On A Single Purchase

August 13th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After winning a $33 million jackpot in one of the various lottery games, Tommy Swinehart decided to buy himself a real nice boat. Since he had just won big, Tommy wanted to think big. Mr. Swinehart ended up...
Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos
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Iconic Downtown Fargo Theater To Be Converted Into Condos

May 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The famous Fargo Theater in Downtown Fargo will soon be turned into unique upper-floor condos while the valuable ground level space will serve as much-needed parking for its residents. The iconic Fargo sign and...
Fargo Family Finds Gold Bars Inside Walls Of Their Newly Purchased Older Home
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Fargo Family Finds Gold Bars Inside Walls Of Their Newly Purchased Older Home

April 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After purchasing an older home in North Fargo for about $240,000, Mr. Dell Glawson and his dear wife Goldie decided to remodel their older home by knocking out a few of the main floor walls. In going for that...
Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time
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Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time

November 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to most hoi polloi, living amongst Fargo’s commonfolk resides One with a “most powerful” gift. Fargo’s Miss Divine can foretell the future “well enough” to have...
George Soros Admits To Being Emperor Palpatine
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George Soros Admits To Being Emperor Palpatine

September 15th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Naboo, Chommell Sector – After receiving a tip from one of our readers, we did some old-fashioned investigative reporting and discovered that George Soros is Emperor Palpatine. Both of these identities are also the same...
Donald Trump Planning Fly-Overs To Drop $100 Bills In Many Key Voting States
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Donald Trump Planning Fly-Overs To Drop $100 Bills In Many Key Voting States

August 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The next president of the United States wants to thank you in advance for your vote by dropping $100 bills from the sky. If you live in a key battleground state, expect to see Donald Trump’s plane doing...
Wishing On A Star Yields Better Results For The Rich
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Wishing On A Star Yields Better Results For The Rich

May 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Cambridge, MA – A new important study out of Harvard now solidly confirms what many have suspected for years. The common practice of “wishing on a star” seems to produce much more favorable outcomes for...