Recipes For Success

Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment
0

Monkey Makes $34 Million In Stock Market From A $5 Investment

August 27th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done. Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been...
Mummified Monkey Successfully Brought Back To Life
0

Mummified Monkey Successfully Brought Back To Life

April 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Dayton, OH – After discovering a mummified monkey in an old department store’s duct work, a team of mummiologists was called in to see if anything could be done to save the mortalized monkey. Dr. Odem Kenady, who...
Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups
0

Fargo’s Plan To Ban Plastic Bags Irks Some Civil Liberties Groups

March 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Many civil liberties groups are beginning to push back against the Fargo City Commission’s early attempts to ban plastic bags from the city. They collectively say: “What Commissioner Jan Strond is...
Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor
0

Fargo Hospital Hires First Monkey Doctor

May 3rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – An area hospital is proud to announce a new team member to its full-time staff. Dr. Panky Bonzo, who recently finished up his residency at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic, will begin seeing patients this...