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Jimmy Kimmel Being Investigated For Using Unlicensed Monkey To Prepare His Taxes
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Jimmy Kimmel Being Investigated For Using Unlicensed Monkey To Prepare His Taxes

April 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – Comedy King Jimmy Kimmel, who once claimed that he used a dog to prepare his tax return, has now been told he’s being investigated for allegedly using an unlicensed monkey to do his tax work. Tax...
Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100
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Sign Up To Join The FMO Birthday Club For Only $100

April 23rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Are you a person who has a birthday and who likes to have fun? Have you been looking for a way to make perfunctory birthdays more functory? May we suggest that you join the FM Observer Birthday Club by...
Mummified Monkey Successfully Brought Back To Life
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Mummified Monkey Successfully Brought Back To Life

April 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Dayton, OH – After discovering a mummified monkey in an old department store’s duct work, a team of mummiologists was called in to see if anything could be done to save the mortalized monkey. Dr. Odem Kenady, who...
The New Rage Is Having A Purse Puppy
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The New Rage Is Having A Purse Puppy

April 10th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Pursglove, WV – Fashion trenders are strongly pointing to Purse Puppies as the latest in the super hip new thing for 2018. “If you want to be cutting-edge cool this year, you definitely need a Purse Puppy!” says...
World Famous Jazz Monkey Set To Wow Fargo Jazz Aficionados
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World Famous Jazz Monkey Set To Wow Fargo Jazz Aficionados

July 11th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – If you are a major jazz aficionado like we are, you are in for a real treat when Thelonius Monkey comes to town with his unique jazz sounds that have won the world over and put him in the main international jazz...
May Is Take-Your-Pet-Water-Skiing Month
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May Is Take-Your-Pet-Water-Skiing Month

May 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Detroit Lakes, MN – With global warming moving into Minnesota lakes country, dogs and cats all across the region are excitedly anticipating hitting the water for some seriously fun water sports. Your FM Observer is...
Puppy Monkey Baby Placed On Endangered Species List
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Puppy Monkey Baby Placed On Endangered Species List

March 21st, 2016 | by Nick
  Another unfortunate living organism has found its way onto the World Wildlife Fund’s endangered species list. Canis Homo Chimpus, or Puppy Monkey Baby as it is more affectionately known, has been given a...