October 24th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In a magnanimous gesture of possible future generosity, a long-time Fargo resident has vowed to give everyone living in Fargo one dollar if and when he wins a lottery jackpot. Roy Alleen Overdorf in his own...
August 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After winning a $33 million jackpot in one of the various lottery games, Tommy Swinehart decided to buy himself a real nice boat. Since he had just won big, Tommy wanted to think big. Mr. Swinehart ended up...
October 22nd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Jackpot, Nevada – Dear Dr. Finance: You’ve previously stated that gambling is a tax on the stupid. But would you say it’s OK to buy a lottery ticket when the jackpot gets up over a billion dollars? Thanks,...
June 21st, 2017 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...
November 20th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to most hoi polloi, living amongst Fargo’s commonfolk resides One with a “most powerful” gift. Fargo’s Miss Divine can foretell the future “well enough” to have...
June 17th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Knoxville, TN – The lucky person who purchased the winning Powerball ticket worth an estimated $259.8 million believes that she may have accidentally lost the winning ticket in her kitchen garbage bag which is most likely...
November 28th, 2012 | by
Nick The growing Powerball lottery is making Americans very eager for a shot at all that paper. At the time of this publication, a payout of over $300 million (after taxes) is up for grabs and the jackpot continues to grow. Problem...
