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Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus
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Man Who Had Just Figured Out Solution To Climate Change Problem Hit By Bus

November 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Mr. Lonnie Clayhanger had just had the ultimate solution to the Global Climate Change problem suddenly dawn on him. While he was then attempting to carefully walk across the street to jot it down at a Subway...
Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?
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Another Autumn Golfer Nailed By A Distracted Driver-Driven Golf Cart?

October 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – During a relatively relaxing autumn round of par-free golf, Mr. Gotlib Haycraft was suddenly hit by a golf cart while trying to hit his tee shot on the par 3 seventh hole at the new Bogie Man Golf Course in...
New Driverless Motorcycles Expected To Make Roads Safer
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New Driverless Motorcycles Expected To Make Roads Safer

April 27th, 2018 | by Johnnny
La Honda, CA – A new line of motorcycles just introduced by Honda will be able to drive themselves. Soon, along with driverless cars and buses, expect to be seeing driverless motorcycles on your highways and byways....
Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver
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Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver

June 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...
New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers
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New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers

June 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...
Anti-Distracted Driver Movement Gaining Steam
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Anti-Distracted Driver Movement Gaining Steam

June 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Hawley, MN – Just imagine you’re completely stopped at a red light and a distracted driver (who later claims he didn’t see you) rear-ends your vehicle at 50 mph without ever even slamming on the brakes. This is...