January 22nd, 2020 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The “city on the grow” will soon be adding a brand new state-of-the-art school just for gifted children. Honeybrook School will be the best school in the country for children of all ages who are...
October 2nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Elk Horn, Iowa – When Lon Terhark was born, he was unable to vocalize, officially making him a mute. But luckily for Lon, his school band director encouraged him to take up playing French Horn. Now, Lon Terhark has learned...
August 30th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Valley City, ND – A Fargo child who was attending his first week of kindergarten somehow mistakenly got dropped off in Valley City by the school bus that was to bring him home. The child eventually did get back home by...
April 17th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Grand Froks, ND – A new insurance company named Typo Insurance Company is now offering insurance for typos that may have seriously expensive consequences. Company president Ms. Courtney Spina says: “We saw a need in...
May 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new dog school now teaches young dogs how to read and understand English as a first or second language. Scientific studies have proven that graduates of this Dog School in Fargo can comprehend English spoken...
March 29th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – A dream of our FMO Founding Fathers will soon come to pass: Having our very own university entirely focused on teaching every asspect of Fake News. What began as a basic remote summer camp with a few tents...
February 3rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...
September 30th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – The day did not go the way young Raven Tufano was expecting. After doing his normal early morning routine which included taking his dog for a walk, he then headed off to school. The teacher asked...
May 17th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Ever since the third verse of the NDSU Bison school song was found to have some “troubling” lyrics, the search has been on to pick a replacment song for “The Yellow and the Green” which...
April 13th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Trumbull, Nebraska – When Daniel Boddington first decided that he wanted to become a trumpet player in the school band, his family was so happy and excited. Daniel’s parents spared no expense and bought him a brand...
