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Mute Man Learns How To Communicate By Using A French Horn
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Mute Man Learns How To Communicate By Using A French Horn

October 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Elk Horn, Iowa – When Lon Terhark was born, he was unable to vocalize, officially making him a mute. But luckily for Lon, his school band director encouraged him to take up playing French Horn. Now, Lon Terhark has learned...
Kindergartener Hitchhikes Home After School Bus Drops Him Off 75 Miles From Home
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Kindergartener Hitchhikes Home After School Bus Drops Him Off 75 Miles From Home

August 30th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Valley City, ND – A Fargo child who was attending his first week of kindergarten somehow mistakenly got dropped off in Valley City by the school bus that was to bring him home. The child eventually did get back home by...
Typo Insurance Company To Offer Typo Insurance
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Typo Insurance Company To Offer Typo Insurance

April 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Grand Froks, ND – A new insurance company named Typo Insurance Company is now offering insurance for typos that may have seriously expensive consequences. Company president Ms. Courtney Spina says: “We saw a need in...
Fargo Dog School Successfully Teaching Young Dogs To Communicate In English
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Fargo Dog School Successfully Teaching Young Dogs To Communicate In English

May 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new dog school now teaches young dogs how to read and understand English as a first or second language. Scientific studies have proven that graduates of this Dog School in Fargo can comprehend English spoken...
FMObserver Soon To Open University Dedicated To Teaching Fake News
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FMObserver Soon To Open University Dedicated To Teaching Fake News

March 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A dream of our FMO Founding Fathers will soon come to pass: Having our very own university entirely focused on teaching every asspect of Fake News. What began as a basic remote summer camp with a few tents...
UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed
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UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

February 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...
Boy Gets Suspended From Skool For Saying ‘Shih Tzu’
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Boy Gets Suspended From Skool For Saying ‘Shih Tzu’

September 30th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The day did not go the way young Raven Tufano was expecting. After doing his normal early morning routine which included taking his dog for a walk, he then headed off to school. The teacher asked...
NDSU Changing Its School Song To: We Are The Champions!
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NDSU Changing Its School Song To: We Are The Champions!

May 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Ever since the third verse of the NDSU Bison school song was found to have some “troubling” lyrics, the search has been on to pick a replacment song for “The Yellow and the Green” which...
Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet
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Boy Drives Entire Family Nuts Practicing Trumpet

April 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Trumbull, Nebraska – When Daniel Boddington first decided that he wanted to become a trumpet player in the school band, his family was so happy and excited. Daniel’s parents spared no expense and bought him a brand...
West Fargo School Suspends Kid For Wearing Camouflage Shirt
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West Fargo School Suspends Kid For Wearing Camouflage Shirt

June 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Eight year old William Yelverton just wanted to go to school to learn a whole bunch of knowledge earlier Wednesday morning, however, that was not the case.  William was suspended and sent home....