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Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On
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Blood Bank Looking To Hire Vampires They Can Count On

October 13th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Red River Blood Bank is in dire need of hiring some experienced vampires to be staff phlebotomists and perform venipuncture to collect much-needed blood from client/victims. During Helloween seasoning, the...
Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk
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Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk

April 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...
UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed
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UND Offering Classes On How To Wake Up And Get Out Of Bed

February 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – The University of North Dakota has decided to offer special classes for its students on how to literally wake up and physically get out of bed. After noticing that a majority of students were not attending...
Fargo Man Returns To Life After Clocks Changed Back One Hour
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Fargo Man Returns To Life After Clocks Changed Back One Hour

November 6th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what doctors are calling “highly unusual”, a hospital patient who had passed away during the early Sunday morning hours came back to life after the hospital turned the clocks back an hour to...
No One Leaves Alive From This Fargo Haunted House
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No One Leaves Alive From This Fargo Haunted House

March 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It’s the place everyone knows about, but no one talks about. Fargo’s Minister Mansion, as it is called, is thee most haunted house between Moorhead, Minnesota and Missoula, Montana. If you...
ZOMBIE SIGHTING IN WEST FARGO
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ZOMBIE SIGHTING IN WEST FARGO

May 27th, 2012 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – The Observer is fearful to report that early Sunday morning at around 3 a.m., a zombie was spotted foot-dragging alongside Interstate 94 in West Fargo. This reporter is absolutely certain that this was,...