October 31st, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Dr. Headstone of the Halloween Educational Literary Library Organization (HELLO) is reminding children who want to have a full trick or treating experience to not forget to take a slow walk through the local...
October 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The custom of dressing up in costumes for Halloween has been banned for security purposes. Also, the handing out of candy has also been banned because of a few bad apples in the past who have handed out...
July 17th, 2014 | by
Kitz Geneva, Switzerland – Following the crash of Malaysian flight MH-17 over eastern Ukraine Thursday, Nestle’s Butterfinger brand has cancelled its lucrative contract with Russia’s Military as the “Official...
February 12th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Kandiyohi County, MN – A prestigious group of some of the top candy companies in the world are encouraging people to go on an all-candy diet. A large consortium of candy companies called the CandyLand Group (which includes:...
October 11th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns It’s a somber, sad, and gloomy month for area pedophiles as Halloween is around the corner. Lately, you can see all their vans parked lonesomely in the shadows. The beautiful month of October is upon us. Vivid colors of...
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