December 2nd, 2019 | by
Johnnny Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...
November 10th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Siri Kittlaus, who’s been living in Fargo ever since she graduated from Concordia College, gets asked a lot of questions during a normal day. Siri, who originally grew up in Sweden, explained to us that as...
October 13th, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – It’s that special time of year once again when apple pickers in the region start thinking about fermentation. Dr. Zymurgy explains that by using the magic of fermentation, a little bit of yeast and...
September 16th, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller Cupertino, CA — As excitement builds for the release of the iPhone 6, Apple software designer John Feltzbar accidentally released plans for the iDine collection scheduled to go on sale next summer. iDine will consist...
April 16th, 2013 | by
Nick Palo Alto, CA – Stanford University researchers have been conducting top-secret experiments in an effort to dramatically increase day-to-day smartphone battery longevity. Scientific trials have been performed on lithium-ion...
April 5th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – The ever so popular Instagram iPhone application popular among dirty hipsters and dumb fucks in general, was released for Android a couple days ago. In case you didn’t know how much I love Instagram, you...
March 16th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns “Something squishy is in my pants” Fargo, ND – Every few months there is a big product release where people are willing to wait in line for hours upon hours in order to get the chance to buy some shit they...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns What is Instagram you ask? It is an Apple and Android application where over 15 million sheep users like to masturbate with each other over vintage pictures they take. Instagram gives these hipsters users access to many...
