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Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog

Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...

Secret Santa Drops In Early At Many Local Businesses

Fargo, ND – Secret Santa has recently been making the rounds at many local Fargo businesses. For any employees who choose to participate in their Secret Santa program, it’s a chance to find out what are some of the...

Profanity OK At Holy Crap Church

Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...

Former President Jimmy Carter Says Jesus Would Drink Heineken And Vote To Legalize Recreational Marijuana

Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter declared this week that Jesus Christ would drink Heineken and approve of recreational marijuana. The 39th president, who describes himself as a two-time born-again Christian,...

If Jesus Was Stuck In A Swamp Would You Save Him?

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Crookston Bishop To Host Prayer Service Sunday For American Crystal Workers Dispute

Crookston, MN – Bishop Michael Hoeppner, head of the Catholic Diocese of Crookston is coming to the rescue.  Bishop Michael has stated that he has seen the destruction and carnage strikes and disputes can cause....

Jesus Arrested For Disorderly Conduct. Caught Mowing Lawn In Loin Cloth.

Fergus Falls, MN – Jesus who currently is parading around as a 43 year-old named Matthew Swanson, was arrested for disorderly conduct Wednesday afternoon while mowing the lawn in a loin cloth.  It is believed that the...