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Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Authorities in the quirky town of Moorhead have detained a man claiming to be the real Santa. Investigators have a plan to hold the Santa Man until after Christmas to prove that either he is an impostor, or...
December 9th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – One of the real fake Santas at a well-known local Fargo shopping mall has resigned amid numerous accusations of groping any women within a “reasonable groping distance”. Some disgusted mothers and...
November 4th, 2017 | by
Johnnny It is once again that lusciously delightful time of year when everyone waits to see what’s on The Oprah’s gift giving idea list for the upcoming holidays. Every year The Oprah shares her wonderfully personal list of...
December 13th, 2015 | by
Johnnny North Pole, Alaska – Christmas authorities are expressing serious concern over a recent report from SantaLand that Rudolph is suffering from the dreaded Chronic Wasting Disease. Tis believed that Rudolph may have contracted...
December 2nd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Toxico, NM – A new book by Stephen Kink which is scheduled to be released before Christmas will permanently alter your holiday mindset. It’s a dark tale about the “original” Santa who after being poisoned...
November 3rd, 2013 | by
Johnnny The North Pole – Fargo was recently in the national news for a lady’s obesity letter being given out to fat trick-or-treaters. Now, children in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area are being targeted once again. Santa...
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