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Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping
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Mall Santa Resigns After Multiple Accusations Of Groping

December 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of the real fake Santas at a well-known local Fargo shopping mall has resigned amid numerous accusations of groping any women within a “reasonable groping distance”. Some disgusted mothers and...
Al Franken Dedicates New Center For Groping
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Al Franken Dedicates New Center For Groping

November 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
St. Paul, MN – Yesterday Senator Al Franken proudly dedicated his new Center For Groping, which is conveniently located near the Minnesota State Fair grounds. At the dedication ceremony, when asked about all the recent...
Woman Claims Woodrow Wilson Touched Her Inappropriately During White House Visit
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Woman Claims Woodrow Wilson Touched Her Inappropriately During White House Visit

November 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Touchet, WA – A recently deceased woman claims that she was groped by then President Woodrow Wilson whilst she was on a group tour of the White House. Ms. Gerda Powis of Touchet, Washington wrote in her detailed memoirs...
Republican National Committee To Replace Donald Trump With Broomstick
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Republican National Committee To Replace Donald Trump With Broomstick

October 9th, 2016 | by Nick
Washington, DC – At this hour, the Republican backpedal is spinning at over 6 million revolutions per second as the GOP scrambles to find a replacement for noted gropesmith Donald Trump.  Reince Preibus was forced to...