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Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives

Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...

Peter Pan Claims He Was Abused By Michael Jackson, Until Tinker Bell Found Out!

Neverland, CA – The real Peter Pan is now alleging that the late Michael Jackson sexually abused him in Neverland. Michael Jackson is posthumously arguing that it...

Woman Claims Woodrow Wilson Touched Her Inappropriately During White House Visit

Touchet, WA – A recently deceased woman claims that she was groped by then President Woodrow Wilson whilst she was on a group tour of the White House. Ms. Gerda Powis of Touchet, Washington wrote in her detailed memoirs...