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Johnnny Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...
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Johnnny Neverland, CA – The real Peter Pan is now alleging that the late Michael Jackson sexually abused him in Neverland. Michael Jackson is posthumously arguing that it...
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Johnnny Touchet, WA – A recently deceased woman claims that she was groped by then President Woodrow Wilson whilst she was on a group tour of the White House. Ms. Gerda Powis of Touchet, Washington wrote in her detailed memoirs...