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Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives

Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...

Verizon Wireless Sorry It Let Government See Your Useless Texts

Washington, DC—Amidst reports and allegations regarding Verizon Wireless’s involvement in the much maligned PRISM scandal, the mobile network titan has finally offered a public apology to its cellular subscribers in...

NSA Sick Of Watching Us Screw Up ‘Your’ and ‘You’re’

Washington, DC—Reports that the National Security Administration is pulling our phone records have been met with serious outcry over whether or not this action infringes on American citizens’ right to privacy. In...