December 28th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...
March 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Neverland, CA – The real Peter Pan is now alleging that the late Michael Jackson sexually abused him in Neverland. Michael Jackson is posthumously arguing that it...
June 13th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Fargo,ND – A local Fargo man with a very long list of public indecency charges was arrested AGAIN this week for having sex with teddy bears. Jim Hankly was arrested Thursday evening after witnesses say they saw Mr. Hankly...
June 30th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Gillette recently released an ad that they thought somehow didn’t look dirty at all. You may see the ad directly below. We asked a few residents around town what their thoughts were after viewing the ad. Below...
November 1st, 2012 | by
Nick Fargo, ND – Guess what? Acutally, don’t bother guessing. We all know because we all dread it. That’s right–winter’s here! You can literally feel your guts seize up each time you step outside. Temps...
October 2nd, 2012 | by
Nick Pittsburgh, PA – A McDonald’s customer suing the world-famous restaurant chain for damages caused after burning himself on a hot Big Mac has won his case. Ryan Deerfield of Pittsburgh, PA took it upon himself to sue...
