March 25th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Neverland, CA – The real Peter Pan is now alleging that the late Michael Jackson sexually abused him in Neverland. Michael Jackson is posthumously arguing that it...
October 24th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A woman showing up for work at Precision Geometrix Corporation in Fargo was fired on the spot for having an extremely bad hair day. It is not known whether Ms. Baria Ridderhoff intentionally had her hair looking...
December 26th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns The feature of this weeks ‘”Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week” is the one and only Ke$ha from her oh so terrible song ‘Die Young.’ Die Young is a single off her album Warrior. Young hunks, taking...
