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Johnnny Methadone, SD – The rest of the country was immediately jealous after South Dakota recently unveiled its incredible new state slogan: Meth–We’re On It! This extraordinarily catchy phrase was the result of...
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Johnnny Fargo, ND – Secret Santa has recently been making the rounds at many local Fargo businesses. For any employees who choose to participate in their Secret Santa program, it’s a chance to find out what are some of the...
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Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Police in the quirky town of Moorhead were very surprised to find 800 pounds of Qiameth in the trunk of a car that they found parked at a stop sign. The Qiameth, which is known to be 1,000 times more powerful...
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