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West Fargo Couple Dies In Car While Waiting For Traffic Light To Turn Green

West Fargo, ND – In a stunningly slow turn of events, an older West Fargo couple died while waiting for a red light to turn green. Leth and Helt Ringgold had pulled up to a red traffic light which recently had been having...

Cigar-Shaped Alien Spacecraft Actually A Large French Bread Heading For Fargo

Oumuamua, Hawaii – The FM Observer is proudly excited to exclusively report that we have just received confirmation from Mr. Hankey that the large meteor which is on a collision course with Fargo, North Dakota is actually...

Fargo City Commission To Re-Define Integration Goals Within Zones Of Proximity

Fargo, ND – With the hot issue of Fargo’s Zones of Proximity heating up, the City Commission’s High Court is trying to establish its integration goals to stay ahead of this contentious issue. Lord Ducchess...

Santa’s Deliveries In Jeopardy As Rudolph Has Chronic Wasting Disease

North Pole, Alaska – Christmas authorities are expressing serious concern over a recent report from SantaLand that Rudolph is suffering from the dreaded Chronic Wasting Disease. Tis believed that Rudolph may have contracted...