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Survey Asks: Do We Really Need Domesticated Cats?

Catalina, Arizona – We recently surveyed less than a million people asking about cats as pets. The overall consensus from our expensive and extensive survey was that domesticated cats have now become obsolete. Case in...

Santa’s Deliveries In Jeopardy As Rudolph Has Chronic Wasting Disease

North Pole, Alaska – Christmas authorities are expressing serious concern over a recent report from SantaLand that Rudolph is suffering from the dreaded Chronic Wasting Disease. Tis believed that Rudolph may have contracted...